having sex on an enormous tower of olympic anti-sex beds just plummeting through them and leaving a crater as we hit the ground
Can't decide if this is weird or if it rules
Are you kidding this fucking rules
social media site where you cannot see if anyone reacted to your posts or shared them but everyone else can
What was even going on with that one story from scary stories to tell in the dark where a family just eats a goddamn toe they found
Literally the easiest grim fate to avoid in the entire series just don't eat toes
I will admit the pun potential is strong what with burritoes, fizza, barbecuticle etc but that’s no excuse
What was even going on with that one story from scary stories to tell in the dark where a family just eats a goddamn toe they found
Literally the easiest grim fate to avoid in the entire series just don’t eat toes
Flasks on the brain